This Book Will Put You to Sleep

Marsoni

M251S

$17.95

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This Book Will Put You to SleepIt is sadly true that it is not always easy to fall asleep. This gently amusing, highly effective anthology of soporific dullness has been carefully curated to put readers to sleep as quickly as possible. With a pillowy case wrap, stultifying illustrations, and pages of sheep to count, this giftable godsend for the under rested features dozens of snoozy short texts, including "The Motion of Sand Dunes," "The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine

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NOT a 90 day supply…please produce larger sized options…

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